Monday, August 22, 2011

Schools Back in Session, Some Close Immediately After Opening

A recent advisory has gone out in the state of Texas warning families not to return to pick up their children so soon. Bad shipments of processed Texas beef have been used to feed some of these children at schools, which have turned schools into bio-hazardous areas. Children and school nurses have especially become sick - and while many of the nurses have not been consuming said beef, arriving in the form of hamburgers and cheeseburgers, they have been in contact with many of these ailing children. Nothing yet has been confirmed surrounding some of these schools - but it has been suspected that these children have indeed been biting some of the faculty and administration. Army National Guard units have immediately begun to activate elements to prevent anymore people from entering some of these schools... in the meanwhile, if you have children in some of these schools, try to contact them immediately as some of these schools have been quarantined.